Christmas Facebook Status

2 my friendz n family, near n far, I luv you all and hope u have a very Mery xmas..
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From a comercial point of view, if xmas did not exist it would b necessary 2 invent it.
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Selfishnes makez xmas a burden, luv makez it a delite.
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Santa Claus haz the rite idea. Visit people 1ce a year.
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says itz begining 2 look a lot like xmas.. every1 iz stresed skint & full of snot...
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At xmas play n make gud cheer, 4 Christmaz comez but once a year.
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Xmas haz been cancelled! Santa died laughing when I told him u’d been gud thiz year!